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posted by antihero

Operation Redneck

The Pentagon announced today the formation
of a new 500-man elite fighting unit named the
U. S. REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).

These men from the Carolinas, Tennessee, Kentucky,
West Virginia, Mississippi, Oklahoma, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, and
Texas will be dropped into Iraq and will be given only the following info about
the Terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like the American Flag, beer, dogs, pickup trucks, old
country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the
death of Dale Earnhardt.

The war in Iraq should be over IN ABOUT A WEEK.

posted by A.B

wouldnt surprise me :D

posted by Storm

Sad part is it would work..I wouldn't give it 5 days..

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