About eight years ago I was dating this complete cow

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posted by Patrick_Bateman

About eight years ago I was dating this complete cow who I found out had slept with some dick I knew. Well I was very calm and I organized a whole 3 day weekend away together. On the morning we left and were at the train station I pretended to forget my wallet with all my credit cards and everything. I made a real deal about forgetting my wallet and how I wanted to make the weekend really special and that I had loads of surprises planned etc, etc. I suggested that we put everything on her credit cards and I would pay her back when we got back (I had always pretty much paid for everything on most of our dates so I suppose she thought I was good for it)...

Well we racked up quiet a bill. The country estate we lived in cost $200 per night. We dined at some pretty expensive restaurants.....one night we spent nearly $400 largely due to the fact that I kept on ordering really expensive wine/champagne (tasted like crap but I wasn't paying for it!!). And the food was that gourmet crap. I had to order 4 main courses one night just to get at least 300g of meat!!! What a rip off!!!

On the second night there was this fit bird at the bar and we had been making eye contact throughout the night so I discreetly ordered her a bottle costing nearly $100...as me and the cow left...that felt good. Then there were other things like massages, spa treatments and a brand new suit for me (still got that. It's got a silk interior...real nice)!!. She was a bit cautious at first especially when she saw some of the bills but I just gave her the "you've made me so happy this past year so I want to give you a magical weekend where money is no object" crap! Then she relaxed and her credit card took all the flack

By the end of the 3 days we were there we had racked up about close to $1600. On the last night she was out cold from all the wine so I got my stuff together and asked the reception to call me a limo to take me back to Chicago. Hey it was either that or a cramped taxi to the train station and as I weren't paying....so that was another $100 . As it was fully stocked I had myself a little party on the way back to Chicago coz I got the driver to pull over and pick up a couple of buddies and honeys outside a club...oh that was a seriously good night!!!! Anyways the next morning I call the bitch on her mobile and tell her I know what she did and tell her to remember to tip the reception desk when she picks up her credit cards...ohhh that felt sooo good

posted by TomSizeMore

That's great! Good for you bro, don't ever let women get one over on you.

posted by bill1234

Lol, good story

posted by A.B

:D this reminds me of a story a have to post later on...

posted by bodybuilding=life

dude that was an awesome story......wow i would never have thought of that....now i kinda want a girl to cheat on me so i can do something like that it would be hilarious....

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