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posted by A.B

who wants to be storms valentine this year???

posted by bleeke

why, would you get jealous is someone else asked him?

posted by Smallguy

I'm not donig it bastard doesn't give the reach around

posted by Aaar0n

I would say yes... but, last Valentines day, he told me he loved me. So, I ran.

posted by AMERFOOTBALL

seeing as how we actually have females on the board. maybe we should sacrifice one of em....

posted by Robfromny

since you care SO much, you are perfect for the job ;)

posted by bignready

storm needs a hole he don't need no hips
he needs the taste of dick on his lips
and i ****ed her asshole with a piece of frozen shit.anyone? GWAR!!

posted by Aaar0n

^^^ what you just said..
kinda creeps me out..
BUT HEY!!, that's just me..

posted by Aaar0n

A.B. if my girlfriend ditches me for Valentines, will you be mine?

posted by Storm

Doubt any of you gals included could handle a ride with me...things would just get to emotional and I cry easy...hehehehehe

posted by bignready

clomid will do wonders for valentin's day!!lol

posted by Storm

clomid give me bigger loads and I get enough grief about how big they are now...

posted by AMERFOOTBALL

must be all the estrogen coarsing through your veins...

posted by Storm

is that why I am so vascular?

posted by AMERFOOTBALL

probably. i bet you could be even more vascular if you mainlined liquid estrogen...

posted by lil bit

Hey now, there will be no sacrificing of the women to satiate storm's unquenchable lust for booty! Man-meat has satisfied him this long, it'll have to do for another year!

posted by AMERFOOTBALL

i think if we put it to a vote, a female would be sacrificed. but don't worry, if you get picked, im sure cannibal will step in front and take your place...

posted by lil bit

:laughing: Yeah, I'm sure he would

posted by AMERFOOTBALL

either that, or he'd sit in the corner and watch...:)

posted by estray

Hahaa, i love it when the girls get in on the gay fun:laughing:

posted by lil bit

:laughing:

posted by Aaar0n

I think Storm has bigger vains in his forearm than my little 'baby carrot'.
When storms vain twitches, kinda makes me feel 'down-sized'.

posted by Storm

Wow are your hitting on me?? Flattery will get you everywhere...LOL

posted by bignready

i guess you found your sacrifice..er date for vd

posted by TomSizeMore

I have no idea what is going on with this thread. SO here is a free post

posted by munequita

so who was the lucky one to be sacrificed for V-day.. wasn't me since I am apparently still posting..

posted by bleeke

ok, i did it. but storm wore the pretty dress and he looked stunning with his nails done.

posted by AMERFOOTBALL

enjoy your vd from storm...

posted by estray

Hes givin people vd?

posted by CUTS

oooh, how nice Tom

posted by Storm

Veiny Dick

posted by estray

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha

posted by CUTS

my dick has a few veins

posted by TomSizeMore

my dick is veiny too

posted by estray

It takes a big man to admit that Tom:D

posted by CUTS

estray, thats not what you told me

posted by bleeke

ebatz what do you think?

posted by AMERFOOTBALL

funny you should say that cuz your mom's like a pinto...after i hit her from behind, she blew up

ohhhhh

posted by AMERFOOTBALL

in yo face!

posted by estray

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!rotflmao!

posted by AMERFOOTBALL

i be here all zee week

posted by AMERFOOTBALL

that joke was weak..

posted by AMERFOOTBALL

i know you are but what am i?

posted by canibalistic_js

Lmao!

posted by cwshorns

:D TSM- looks like another productive day for you...

posted by canibalistic_js

Yet it was and now I'm trying

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