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posted by lil bit

The secret to weight loss....eat at Jack in the Box on cheat day! First time I've had a burger from there in 3-4 months, and got a case of food poisoning that lasted about a week...and I still have no appetite. I dropped 8 pounds in 5 days, and finally broke the 140 mark! Never eating there again.

posted by AMERFOOTBALL

and i thought the key was eating clean and doing cardio...

posted by estray

Congrats. hahaha Hope you feel better. I dont know if youve heard of Carrabbas, its an Italian chain, anyhow last week 400+ people got food poisoning from eating at the one where I live cause some dude came to work sick.

posted by lil bit

so did I until I found this little miracle pill...just one half of a burger and the weight comes off:laughing:

I haven't felt that bad in a long time...but never heard of 400 from one place...damn that's a lot of nonwashing b**t*rds at that place!

posted by CUTS

you should sue

posted by estray

I hope they get sued. Teach these resturant a lesson. They threaten employees that try to call in sick with gettin fired so they just come in. Next thing you know 400 people have food poisoning.

posted by CUTS

word. when you call in sick everybody is a jackass. so then you quit so you dont have to talk to them

posted by AMERFOOTBALL

im rarely sick. but it does suck when people call in.

posted by lil bit

Hmm..maybe I should quit..but then I would be another hot, unemployed woman living off her man, and that's not cool:laughing:

posted by CUTS

thats what we call a sugar daddy

posted by AMERFOOTBALL

you could always slut it up and get men to buy you stuff. or strip, easy ass money....

posted by lil bit

hmmm...I don't think Cann would approve of his wife "slutting it up and making guys buy her shit"...or of me stripping...that's just not cool...

posted by CUTS

not cool at all...where you working now?

posted by lil bit

at a law firm..

posted by CUTS

lawyer???

posted by lil bit

nah, side sh*t, but pays the bills til I get where I want

posted by CUTS

word. i know how that goes

posted by estray

you thinkin bout being a lawyer?

posted by lil bit

I was for a little bit, but I see how they work...I like to sleep on occassion and the profession just does not allow for it. Most I'd do, I've got a paralegal degree, trying to get into the field, although the sec's work fewer hours w/just as good bene's, and take less crap...

posted by estray

Its a lot of work being a lawyer. My B.S. is in prelaw and I almost went to law school. I think i backed out cause i didnt want to be a slave to my job. Its all about making just enough money to live and having enough time to do the things you want.

posted by canibalistic_js

Amen lawyers blow! My wife is not going to be whoring around and will not be a laywer, she lies enough.

posted by CUTS

yea...your wife does lie

posted by cwshorns

F that. it's about making a whole lot of money which enables you to do everything you want too!!!!!!!

posted by bleeke

carrabbas is my one of my favorite places. has anyone been there?

posted by estray

Its very good. My wife doesnt like it however. says its too spicy:(

posted by estray

Im all about making alot of money. I just wont work 80 hrs a week to do it. Id rather spend time with my family. You only get one go around, better make it count.

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