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posted by bodybuilding=life

ok so heres what happened....no ones home at my house.....my g.f comes over and we did some "cardio"......then shes all i want to go out to eat......so i got some shit and left......now im back home and i dont kno what i did with the wrapper and shit!!!!! and the pillows on the couch were all messed up.....i cam home and my dads all like why are the pillows everywhere and i was like oh i was sleeping and then i was like shit wered i put the shit......and i can remember.....so my question is if he found it what should i do? just tell him....tell him my friend put it there as a prank? or tell him it was just me....im ****in tweaking and i think it could have fell in the couch put my dads sittin on it so i can like search for it......:banghead: :banghead: :aah: :aah:......

posted by EL2

Honesty is the best policy, if you are going to be sloppy.............

posted by CUTS

just say its yours cuz he wont believe you anyways

posted by AMERFOOTBALL

bro, its your dad. deep down inside he is proud of you. when i was younger my mom caught me. be glad its your DAD. and if you are caught, just tell the truth man. How old are you BTW?

posted by CUTS

i never been caught in the act. my parents know though cuz i live with my woman. hehehe

posted by estray

fess up!

posted by ericf84

how old r u? i really doubt a dad would care, maybe even be glad that u were safe about it. Its no big deal

posted by bodybuilding=life

im 12

posted by bodybuilding=life

lol just kidding im 16

posted by AMERFOOTBALL

did he say something yet?

posted by bodybuilding=life

nope i just got home from the gym.......like i said i dont remember where i put it and we were on the couch and all the pillows are on one side so i think its under all the pillows......i would look but he hasnt got off the couch since 400 im not even kidding.......

posted by bodybuilding=life

mayb i threw it away.....or mayb he did w/o realizing it........what i remember was putting the wrapper and condom in my shorts and then went and changed but its not in the shorts.....so idk

posted by bleeke

you were thinking about haveing sex sometime in the future and you spanked it with a condom just to see what it felt like.
when he gets up, see if its there. if its not in the trash, bring it up to him and he should be proud that your being safe. ive been there many years ago and i learned that parents love to see you being safe. good job for using one.
ps.........did you look in your ass?

posted by CUTS

BAAHAHAHA. look in your ass...good one hehehe

posted by TomSizeMore

just have more sex and tell your parents to f-off! Get an attitude, chicks like guys with attitude and your sure to get more sex in the end. Awww to be in high school again...

posted by bodybuilding=life

yea i checked my ass.......but i already knew it wasnt there my g.f not into that freaky shit like urs...i had to turn her down.....no strapons!
ya i still havnet found it and still dont remember were i fn put it but oh well i got over it....i guess if one day i hear a what the hell is this then i'll just wing it w.e come to my mind

posted by CUTS

a finger in the ass sure feels nice

posted by bleeke

totally agree with cuts, as long as its a woman.

posted by CUTS

yep. should have added if only by a woman

posted by estray

Did you check in her. When I was in college there was this slut everyone was bangin... anyhow someone lost a condom inside her. Her nickname from that day on was Prego....... cause its in there..

posted by CUTS

if it was in there for more than 4 hours it would have givin her Toxic Shock Syndrom and killed her. so i doubt the condom is still in her lol

posted by estray

Im sure she dug it out after he left. She was probabaly pretty embarrassed. hahaha

posted by CUTS

ewwwww

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