Bill, Hows your hair cut?

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posted by SHOG

dude did you even come over? if so you musta hauled some serious arse because you where already gone before i got home from work.

posted by bill1234

Your wife hooked it up big time!!! I look so sexy...I already got 2 compliments from 2 dudes at work. Tell your wife thanks a shitload. Oh baby! Oh baby! O.

posted by bill1234

Im looking soooooo good that I dont want to go out in the warehouse and get dirty because then I might not be as sexy. Im thinking about asking the ups guy (the brotha) out on a date now that im drop dead sexy.

posted by SHOG

are you too sexy for your shirt? are you so sexy it hurts?

posted by AMERFOOTBALL

maybe he had a good reason to be gone before you got home...

posted by CUTS

yea thats what i was thinking...

posted by estray

Me too!

posted by SHOG

lol! damn he is quick then!

actually i was pissed because i was wanting to get some tag team action going!

posted by CUTS

you guys seriously are strange

posted by bill1234

Thank you, I appreciate it. O.

posted by bill1234

I'll take the pooper and you can have the snatch and our weiners will be rubbing together so it will be extra fun. O.

posted by AMERFOOTBALL

that my be the gayest thing ive ever heard, while still involving a woman...

posted by estray

Yeah no shit. When me and my friends dp a girl, we use a little piece of cardboard to sepearate our nuts so they dont touch. You guys are really gay!

posted by bill1234

Thanks.

posted by bill1234

Cardboard huh? Not a bad idea, I guess. I was thinking sandpaper though, I like it when my dick bleeds my own blood. O.

posted by SHOG

lets soak the sandpaper in gasoline too! then when we start going really fast it might spark and explode!

posted by bleeke

and that makes you a real flamer

posted by SHOG

i guess technically your right.

everyone should try it though because its super fun

O.

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