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posted by canibalistic_js

Anyone know how to pass an AAS test and wher I can get one?

posted by Storm

why would you be tested for AAS??

posted by cowcountry

Depending on how in depth you want to get, you can get a prosthetic(sp?) penis that has a batch of warm urine attached to it. They are so real looking the doc/whoever can litterally stare at your weinie while you pee. In college, I had my roommate piss in a plastic bag and I'd tape it between my ass cheeks with a tube running under my gooch right down along my urethra. So when I was ready to pee, I'd just sqeeze my cheeks and it would squirt out.

posted by canibalistic_js

I bet you looked funny walking with the bag taped to your legs. lol I will consider it if necessary. Either way I was contemplating doing a show in a local large city and wanted to kno a little bit of the "ins and out"

posted by cowcountry

If you're going to be doing shows, pick up the prosthetic. I think it costs about $100 bucks but comes with 3 packets of powder urine and will be worth it in the future.

posted by Storm

Wait a sec you want to do a natural show and beat the AAS test?? Why??

posted by canibalistic_js

No honestly this is for work someone heard me talking to one of the guys about gear and wel... you can fill in the rest. I just ordered the penis.

posted by bignready

never talk man.hope it works out for ya

posted by canibalistic_js

Right... hindsights 20/20

posted by bignready

yea,well.thought i'd state the obviuos.lol

posted by canibalistic_js

Your nominated the title of Captain obvious.

posted by Smallguy

good luck bro....but befoee I'd do anytihng make sure u know your rights.. contact a lawyer if necessary...too many peopel don;t know there rights and get ****ed over.

in msot cases I vca;nt see any legitmate reason why a palce of work could order you ot be drug tested....maybe if u were a doctor or pharmasits and were addcited to pain killers or something...but make sure u cover your ass now that the cat is outta the bag.

posted by Storm

How do I even say something about this??

posted by canibalistic_js

I hear ya. I talked to my boss and it's a colaboration of things. I went on a tangent of the accusations made to me to sobbotage my career for others benefit is a lowsy attempt to gain status, respect and advancement for another. I said I am willing to take ANY drug test if they could explain why I'm being accused of this. The rat came forward with her "accusation" and in essence I went into a pile of sh*t and came out smelling like a rose.

Later I spoke to my boss and we settled things. I basically made it into soemthing it wasn't the guy I was chatting with backed the story and I'm peachy

posted by canibalistic_js

Just don't ask. At all. :D

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