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posted by Dex

I've sent in my application to the Real World. So I'm hoping to hear back from that. I'm putting A LOT of my eggs into that basket, the MTV basket. I'm also thinking about getting a gun, and dealing crack. Being a crack dealer. Not like a mean crack dealer, but like... like a nice one. Kinda friendly like, "hey, what's up guys? Want some crack?" I'm just waiting on those two things to flesh themselves out.

posted by Big A

just remember the rule dont get high on your own product, and when your in your mansion turn around and kill the guy with the shotgun to your back first then worry about the guys down stairs, that is if real world doesnt work out for ya. :thumbs:

posted by estray

Dane Cook?

posted by Dex

rick bobby

posted by estray

Oh yeah. Funny ass movie.

posted by illsniggles

hey, whatsup... u want some crack?

posted by estray

Dear 8lb 6oz, tiny baby jesus, who doesnt even know a word yet...

posted by Big A

i dont care if i am only 10 ill still kick your ass old man

posted by illsniggles

Houdini!

posted by Dex

Dear Lord baby Jesus, we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Dominos, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family. My two sons, Walker, and Texas Ranger, or TR as we call him. And of course my red hot smokin' wife Carley, who is a stone cold fox.

posted by JDIESEL

well im the best there is plain and simple....when i wake up i piss excellence

posted by 49erMan

I like the small baby jesus.

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