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posted by TheBodRod

Hey fellas im back!!! Now I know i know yall been missing me and im sure the board has went down since I left but rest cuz the bod is back full fledged. Just want yall to know that I am now on week 17 of my test cycle and the weight is just piling on. It just sux eating like freakin 2000 calories a day but ya do what ya gotta do rite? hell yea im rite im the bod! haha but all joking aside i hit the gym hard yesterday, and when i say hard i mean HARD. Let me tell ya fellas I did 3 sets of bench press with 185 lbs, 6 reps each. THATS RIGHT 6. By this time im swoll and feeling like killin a mo fo so then i head to incline. Some puss bagg nanny fagget had like some 25's on each side of the bar so i milled around in the locker room for awhile till the little tool was done and threw some man plates on there. Did 135 for 3 sets at 5 reps each. by now my chest is about to burst out of my shirt and all the girls are ****ing staring at me eye ****in the shit out of me! this immensely pisses me off cuz there is a time and a place for everything at the gym simply isnt it! :banghead: ah well ya do what ya can rite? so im basically pissed off now cuz all of my clothes dont fit and off to the mall i go to buy some man sized or should i say freak ass sex god sized clothes cuz im stretching all my mediums out! Anyway im at the mall and the girls wont stop eye ****ing me, my god. anyway i didnt get any digits cuz i wasnt in the mood but all in all id say i had a killer day and just wanted yall to know about it! BOD OUT!!!!

posted by John H

... what?

posted by Dex

wtf is wrong with you?

MY NAME IS REX AND THIS IS REX KWON DO

posted by Aaar0n

:laughing::laughing::laughing:

posted by canibalistic_js

OMG REX kwando!!!!! Nepolean Dynamite kicks a$$$ lmao!!!!

posted by estray

Yes you are.

posted by canibalistic_js

That's what I thought ^--- hey way to toot your own horn! lol

He sounds like a WWE wrestler---- ooooyea

posted by lil bit

Ummm...ok. Times like these I kinda wish we had a dumbass of the week award...this guy would so get my vote...

posted by canibalistic_js

Then Luke the weeks in between :D

posted by Dex

lol ^^^

posted by TheBodRod

i agree lil bit!!!! dex is definately the dumbass of the week!!!!! hahahahahaahhaahahahw what an idiot!!!

posted by Dex

wow, calling me a dumbass. did you read what you typed?

posted by canibalistic_js

LMAO ^^^ Ok no more flaming.... :D

posted by TheBodRod

hey i see like under cani's name it says BB GOD, is there anyway i can get sex god put under my name?

posted by son_of_jorel135

Have to earn respect here... u currently have none!!

posted by cwshorns

nope, but i bet you can get douche bag...ha

posted by bluntandkronic

His post really made me laugh

posted by TheBodRod

man... oh wow horns your quite the jokester huh. how bout i bend you over and give u sum bod rod since I like to lick manly assholes and eat corn

posted by csyflt

WOW, this guy is full of himself. he sounds like one of them pestering kids that keep on knocking over stuff in the yard. and you cant touch him cause hes not old enough

posted by germanyt

:laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:

posted by S.W.A.T.

Ok let me get this straight, you are gay and you hated how the girls kept staring at you and you got pissed??

posted by germanyt

This guy is obviously joking. Any gym member would know that lifting the weight he is talking about, while progressive, is laughable. Especially if you are trying to brag about it.

posted by lil bit

I'm still trying to figure out how a large is considered "freak ass sex god sized". Unless this guy is 5' 4"?

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