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posted by A.B
i got this from another site and seemed to be funnny as ****. add a line that corresponds the the line above. i will start things off.


Once upon a time there was a boy named shortz, who would constantly......

posted by Fitgirl
pee in his pants, especially when he thought about.......

posted by Storm
stickin his finger in his butt then.....

posted by regino007
he would jump in the air,fall to his knees.....

posted by shortz
Then kick everyone's asses...

posted by Aaar0n
Suddenly, Shortz had the urge to.....

posted by Fitgirl
rub suntan lotion on A.B, and afterwards.....

posted by jcvaughn26
:D A.B. return the favor and gave shortz his sunscreen reach around, later that day........

posted by Storm
Shortz starts bleeeding out his ass and goes to call.....

posted by Aaar0n
me, but I told him ' I'm not into playing doctor' and recommended a....

posted by Fitgirl
butt plug since that's what worked for you in the past, or

posted by Aaar0n
the newest butt-suckion-no-leaks-no-spills invention made by Fitgirl which is called ......" "..

posted by Storm
"Fitgirl slurprise" which is short for.....

posted by regino007
the "Slurprise of your life".After they were done with the invention and the exploration the two went........

posted by Durabolin
the Kwik-e-mart wearing their finest pink summer dresses, the pair skipping down the road singing Shania Twayne, when they met one of Shortz' co-workers...

posted by Aaar0n
mistaken for a co-worker, it was the Prime Minister of Canada with the sexiest girl alive......

posted by Storm
so the four of them decided to.....

posted by A.B
lick there assholes since they didn't wipe there asses the previous time on the can.... aaaron was found......

posted by Aaar0n
in the closet video taping this humerious scene, and decided to bring the tape to....

posted by Durabolin
Shortz birthday party and label it "Video of shortz at 10 years old" which was played in front of 50 family and friends sat with popcorn, by the end of which one granny had died, and his homosexual uncle Peter had sported wood...and then....

posted by Fitgirl
Storm choked on a piece of popcorn, mouth to mouth was needed so........

posted by Storm
Fitgirl stripped down naked and gave it to Storm hardcore style, then all of a sudden....

posted by A.B
(:D)

storm prematurely.............

posted by Storm
rolled over so Fitgirl could spank him then....

posted by jcvaughn26
While Storm laid on his stomach, fit reached to the night stand and pulled out an 8 in.............

posted by Storm
sub sandwich since she all of a sudden got hungery...After she was done....

posted by Aaar0n
.....feeling proud and anxious, Fitgirl tryed entering 'The Smelliest Shoe Contest' but got disqualified because....

posted by Fitgirl
they were really Jcvaughn's shoes which smelled like old cheese....JC then won the prize which was a dinner for 2 at the hot dog stand. He asked....

posted by Storm
Fit how many hotdogs could she put in her mouth at one time?? Fit said....

posted by A.B
Fit said "i only like AB's hot dogs which i like nice and............"

posted by Fitgirl
Tiny :D.....So JC decided to give his dinner for 2 to Storm and A.B, since they both LOVE weiners, especially....

posted by Storm
when they are in Fits err ummm mouth..So AB and Storm then decided to take Fit....

posted by regino007
to the local massage parlor.Lots of hot women eager to put their hands on..........

posted by Durabolin
Fits hot dog buns, asking if she preferred mustard or ketchup with onions, whilst AB waggled his child like...

posted by A.B
....raging lion in heat, then all of a sudden....

posted by Fitgirl
Storm touched him in his special spot making him....

posted by Storm
shit all over my hand!!! Ewwww!! A.B laughed and said....

posted by Aaar0n
"Dude, I thought you were wearing a diaper today", so Storm took off his pants and everyone was exposed to......

posted by Fitgirl
His Spiderman underwear, which are his lucky undies. He wore them today hoping to....

posted by Storm
trade out with Fitgirls granny panties that had been riding up her arse all day so she looked at Storm and said...

posted by Fitgirl
"NO, you stretched out the last pair you wore".....contemplating how to get over his sick ladies underwear fetish, he thought about finding a new fetish like....

posted by A.B
loving the other sex. he had to

posted by John H
first get over his paralyzing fear of wearing mens clothing, then.............

posted by Aaar0n
come to a conclusion that the only cure for his embaressing syndrom is to shoot me with a Super_Soaker filled with whiskey and beer while dancing naked so everyone can.......

posted by Storm
how gay we really act sometimes..A.B put on some rubber gloves and fitgirl jacked up her shortz (LOL) and the two of them proceded to.....

posted by A.B
make love with there tongues and from there decided to wait to "give" themselves to one another only on there wedding night. storm was jealous and frustrated so he/she.....

posted by Fitgirl
took pictures of himself/herself in the mirror wearing a ladies thong for the last time...or what he/she hoped to be the last time. There was a knock at the door, it was Shortz carrying....

posted by Storm
A.B's balls in a small coin purse..Screaming like and Apache Indian he yelled who wants some "peanuts"!!!! All of a sudden....

posted by Fitgirl
Storm ran to the door to meet shortz screaming "ARE THEY SALTED!!", "ARE THEY SALTED!!" Shortz answered in a seductive voice......

posted by A.B
"just as salty as yourself" and he stuck out his tongue and made an obscene jesture. in the heat of the moment they decided to...............

posted by Storm
give back A.B his peanuts so he and Fit could have hope of doing....

posted by Fitgirl
the hoochie coochie. Then Storm took shortz by the hand and went....

posted by Aaar0n
into the closet to play '7 minutes in Heaven' only to try out Storm's new lip-glosse that he bought off of......

posted by Fitgirl
Durabolin at a yard sale, he also bought matching....

posted by Storm
panties and a bra!!! Whooohooo and they were gently used by Fitgirl...After the buy everyone went...

posted by Fitgirl
to the gym where Storm spotted all the guys from behind doing good mornings, then he....

posted by A.B
asked them if they did turn arounds.... to storms surprise they........

posted by Storm
all said of course we do A.B and Durabolin taught us all the gay moves..At that point Fit looked at Storm with teary eyes and said...

posted by Aaar0n
"I think my one boob is bigger than the other", Storm suggested an exerice what he does every Thursday which is called....

posted by Storm
forplay...

posted by Fitgirl
then my frown turned upside down :D.......

posted by Storm
After a quick cigarette Fit turned to A.B and said....

posted by Fitgirl
how u doin'??...he replied...

posted by A.B
(in a sexy voice) "Good fitgirl... good" fitgirl was so turned on that she...........

posted by Fitgirl
said "if you show me yours, i'll show you mine" but before A.B could take her up on that offer there was a loud bang......

posted by Aaar0n
It was more of a popping sound. A.B. pulled out the bubble wrap from his pants and said to Fit-girl in a very deep, transexual voice " there's chemistry between us, but ...."

posted by A.B
...hell lets get it on finally before i explode.." Fitgirl was so carried away with AB's manhood that she..........

posted by Storm
turned to Storm and said "take care of my light work"...Storm looked back and said...

posted by Fitgirl
"Come here AB...big boy" ;)......AB replied...

posted by Storm
You big gay fcker come over here and kiss me....Hard!!! Fitgirl hearing this jacked up her panties and said hey guy who wants camel toe!!!! A.B and Storm looked down and said....

posted by Fitgirl
"we're not worthy!"....fitgirl blushed and the boyz continued fondling each other. Storm asked A.B to go steady cuz he didn't want to share him...but A.B.....

posted by Storm
said screw that we're makin a firgirl sandwich!!! Shortz walked in just then with a video camcorder and yelled action!!

posted by Fitgirl
once action was yelled the boyz were all over each other again and then shortz wanted in on it once he saw all the fun they were having....

posted by regino007
but regino knocked on the door,fitgirl answered........

posted by Storm
and said..Now were talking, four on one if my type of fun!!! Come and get me boyz she screamed as she ripped off her clothes to expose her....

posted by Aaar0n
chastity belt/underware which had locks and chains around it, so Regino picked up the phone and emmediatly called Aaron, the "key-smith master" and said.....

posted by Fitgirl
"I heard your good with your tool", Regino said "well i don't wanna brag but I can show you"...Aaaron replied.....

posted by A.B
with a queer look in his eye....

during all of this AB slipped out of the room to go grab some lunch.... he went to a local FEMALE stripclub and ordered there large steak.... while he was there.....

posted by regino007
regino showed up with two fine ass chics with him.He sat down with A.B. and the girls immediately started to..........

posted by Fitgirl
move over to AB along with fitgirl.. the group of girls wanted a quadsome so they decided tooo

posted by A.B
ask AB striaght out what they wanted ... AB was blown away by this got up and.........

posted by Fitgirl
went home to get his penis pump then....

posted by Storm
WHILE HE WAS PUMPIN UP HIS MEMEBER HE BLEW OUT ONE OF HIS NUTS!! It was so loud Fit had to call the....

posted by Aaar0n
local P-nut factory to see if they had any extra nuts laying around. Unfortunetly, the number was out of order so A.B. decided........

posted by Fitgirl
there was nothing more he could do, and from then on was known as "1 nut", he often thought about...

posted by Aaar0n
how easy it would be to get a sex change, but.....

posted by regino007
knew it cost too damn much.He then remembered seeing an ad in the back of one of his Big Juggs magazine,he went on line an ordered..........

posted by Storm
a "DO IT YOURSELF KIT" for $19.95, it came with a local number to call for any questions..When A.B called the number it was answered by...

posted by regino007
one of ABs' ex gf.He was so amazed that she answered,he said the first thing to his mind which was,".............

posted by A.B
"where did storm go with my 22gauge penis"

meanwhile during all of this happening fitgirl was getting it on with a lesbian named halo... halo decided to change "teams" after her previosuly relationship which resutled in a............

posted by Storm
huge sexdrive from constant screwing all the time she had to give her yoohoo a rest and thought licking would be the best threrapy for it...Fitgirl looked up at Halo and said...

posted by regino007
that was enough.Fitgirl went out on the town looking for.....

posted by Storm
the ultimate man that caused all that sex drive...At that very moment Storm was just about to....

posted by Fitgirl
dry flowers for a new potpourri recipe he had seen on Martha Stewart, afterwards he would....

posted by regino007
make a new dish he saw her make for dinner.Storm was expecting company for dinner when a phone call came in,it was..........

posted by A.B
his old friends mac and also cutie who wanted to know if he was in for the gang bang tonight... storm nearly .........

posted by Storm
threw up at the thought of seeing cuite naked along with mac's no genetic ass...He pulled out his shotgun took aim and....

posted by Durabolin
Hit AB square in his single lone testicle and "0.22 gauge BB gun penis" as he was jogging along wearing pink and yellow spandex leggings with white Fame style socks. AB was overjoyed though wished he hadn't spent $19.95 on his sex change kit. but dripping in blood and fragments of his own ball sack and tiny micro penis he thanked Storm saying....

posted by Storm
I knew that would piss you off enough to shoot something..Good aim bro!! A.B then pulled out his tommygun aimed it at the the old fart and her butt buddy Mac and opened...

posted by A.B
a fresh can of tuna and ate it rigt then and there... soon all the cats were around him and.........

posted by A.B
meanwhile during all of this happening storm was hittin on halo's twin tranny sister....

posted by A.B
:laughing: :D

posted by Dex
named Martha Brady, Estrays long lost father whos real name is...

posted by JDIESEL
Richard Simmons aka the real storm and decided to give up lifting for......

posted by Dex
drugs, boys, and....

posted by Big A
a lifetime supply of peanut butter and a dog named.....

posted by Dex
Rico. the dog had the mouth of a horse and a ass of an...

posted by Big A
boy named shortz, which was the....

posted by Dex
most pathedic looking dog with the longest...

posted by Big A
tounge you ever saw, in fact it was so long he could ....

posted by JDIESEL
that he could taste dex's......

posted by Dex
sweaty butthole juice that JDIESEL wishes he could...

posted by canibalistic_js
Wake up from this gay dream ya'll thought up

posted by Dex
and...

posted by estray
have a big bowl of ricepudding for breakfast.

posted by canibalistic_js
thats so funny I almost added that into what I put!!!!

posted by Big A
After the rice puddin breakfast you realize that....

posted by estray
you need to brush your teeth thoroughly to avoid...

posted by JDIESEL
this really wasnt a dream and realized......

posted by Big A
rice pudding build up on the gums and ....



you still had the spoon in your mouth....

posted by Dex
youre a girl who...

posted by Big A
looks like she could use a fish sandwhich....

posted by Dex
because i am...

posted by Big A
the walruss coo coo kachoo.....

posted by Dex
kaaaaaaaaaa pofer teee tooooe...

posted by JDIESEL
i listen to the beatles and start....

posted by Big A
cutting my wrists because they just well suck, then i realize....

posted by AMERFOOTBALL
that storms pussy smells really bad

posted by Big A
Almost like low tide...

posted by A.B
...After a night of right hand love, amerfootball decided to go to the local bar and....

posted by estray
see if he could score a tranny. So he put on his coat and grabbed his....

posted by 49erMan
Strap-on and lube and asked how much for a...

posted by canibalistic_js
can of tuna because he woke up from this gay dream

posted by A.B
...with canibalistic next to him in bed....

posted by Big A
with a ball gag in his mouth, and his hand tightly bound to the bed post with ...

posted by 49erMan
a furry pink handcuff and peanut butter...

posted by Dex
on his balls, where a new tattoo was there and read...

posted by canibalistic_js
kiss my ass Fag!

posted by JDIESEL
after dex saw the tattoo he actually kissed canis ass then......

posted by canibalistic_js
Cani teabagged his A$$

posted by Big A
And they both lived happily ever after, at least until canni found the key to his furry cuffs and proceded to....

posted by Dex
rape BIG A's asshole and continued to do so until...

posted by Big A
Big A decided Canni just wasnt man enough anymore and...

is it a bad thing to slam yourself even for the sake of a good read? lol

posted by canibalistic_js
Peepee lickers you all are wiener lickers

posted by Big A
hey that doesnt go with the story LMAO

posted by JDIESEL
and we have all finally realized that this story has been....

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