Things that make ya go hmmmm

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posted by Enickma

I was wondering something today... Yknow how gas pumps have a sensor that keeps them from dispensing gas when they're not in a gas tank?...do you think there are any orifices on the human body that could fool one of those things into firing???

hmmmm?

posted by bluntandkronic

i had a good laugh reading this, thanks

posted by theScot

Haha. Corellary: Do you think there's a sensor that would shut the thing off, once the orifice is full? You know, to avoid the little squirt out that happens on the pavement. Or, wherever.

posted by Enickma

:laughing: Good point...we wouldn't want to spill...

More gas station fun... did you know that a cigarette will fit perfectly inside one of the air pumps you use for your tires? Dispensing the air will cause the tobacco to rocket out of the cigarette like a bullet. I'd recommend you use unlit cigarettes unless you've got friends that can REALLY take a joke. :laughing:

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