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posted by bearman1

Pissed again sure...who gives a ****.
i was showering and i went and lathered my chest up with soap when i noticed blood...lots of blood! you know those dispossable blades that the old lady uses in the shower to do her legs?(pits and pussyhairwhatever)...well one of those sons o bitches got stuck under the bar of soap and i nearly shaved my nipple oFF! just a cut but dammmm! i'm glad i didn't try to slather up my balls first!

posted by S.W.A.T.

u use soap? That is old technology. Use the liquid soap or something.

posted by csyflt

LMAO that is kinda funny man! Glad it didnt hurt u 2 bad

posted by forrest

Next time double check on the soap you are using maybe their is another blade inside. That was a very close call to your nipples. Ouch!

posted by stewart

wow..ouch! how did her blade get seperate...don't the girl ones come stuck inside the plastic? maybe robs onto something..lol.
hey becareful about adding 3rd's...your girl finds out you want one.. your likely to have a blade in your soap..lmao..

posted by Stricken

wow...be thankful u can still have kids lmao

posted by bearman1

woke up this morn and found a blade in my sock while putting it on..what the fuk is goin on?...slit the skin between my smallest litttle toes.

posted by lil bit

you seem to be developing an affinity for sharp objects...me, I just wake up hungover and naked with a titty bar gold card til 2010

posted by canibalistic_js

Thank god that you missed your nipple bro!

posted by cosmic-dust

**** man you living with edward scissor hands or something? It gives me shivers reading your razor stories.

posted by elmariachi

Some1 wanna get rid of u man!!watch out!

posted by Morgan

what did you do to piss off your girl bear? sounds to me like she is doing it on purpose:screwy:

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