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posted by shortz

Let's compile all of the wackos at the gym and give them names.

Mr Smith-Thinks that the Smith Machine is the best thing since sliced bread. he feels that free weights aren't safe and will do an entire workout on the Smith machine.

BOK-short for Book of Knowledge. Wants to give everyone advice, even the guys that are twice his size.

That foriegn sinky old guy-couldn't thin of a name for this fool. He rearranges the DBs and I ask him WTF he is doing. Then he goes on to say something about the stars being scattered and but yet still so beautiful and all I can think about is if he used a skunk for deaoderant every morning. He also likes to leave little reminders of his presence on all of the machines.

Sir Grunts alot-doing 10 reps of DB curls with a 25lbs never looked so hard. He lets everyone in the gym know he's doing some hard core lifting. Even that first rep needs a loud grunt...I never get that part. How is the first rep so hard when you can do 10 reps of an exericse?

posted by serious newbie

She does side arches with a dumbell in each hand. Guess it is a good grip workout or something.

At least she is entertaining on the tread mill... :clap:

posted by Fez

Miss Universe @ the gym - workout consists of a couple of walks up and down the gym to scope out the "crowd", 10 minutes in the thread mill (but no sweating allowed! it may ruin the makeup) some streching to show off the amazingly tight pants and off home she goes....

posted by Fez

...if it wasnt for her, worktouts would be really boring :D

posted by KING

At my gym, there is a guy called "tiny" he is chronically overweight, yet never seems to lose it, though he spends lots of time in the gym. TIny even takes weight gainers. I've seen it with my own eyes. :screwy:

posted by Smallguy

Mr.O - The guy at the gym who walks around likes his Mr.olympia but wouldn't weight 160lbs with and 80lb db in his hand...lol

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