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posted by AMERFOOTBALL

With all the BULLSHIT supps out there making tons of cash, I think I'm going to market my own supp. Maybe I'll call it NO3 or gaykick or some other badass name. All I need to do is make some outrageous claims on the package and put some scientist's name under it in a footnote and people will buy the shit. Mix up some kind of powder, maybe dehydrated onions crushed up, mix in a little sugar for taste and VOILA! I've got my very own supplement to sell to the kiddies...hell i'll even create a website called AFpower.com where i will sell a 2 lb tub for 35 bucks and charge another 5.50 s&h. What do you guys think? Whose going to be the first to put on 25 lbs of solid muscle this week? Hurry before Congress realizes how powerful my barely legal formula is and they ban it!

posted by cwshorns

"gaykick" is a badass name????...

posted by AMERFOOTBALL

hell yeah! doesn't make you want to kick gay people? :)

posted by cwshorns

:laughing: ...no

posted by AMERFOOTBALL

anyways how many tubs can i put you down for?

posted by Once123

ill take 4...lol

posted by AMERFOOTBALL

cool. pm me and i'll give you the paypall address. congrats! your're on your way to putting on 100lbs of lean mass! you better stock up on band aids cuz you're gonna be cut!

posted by Once123

hahaha awsome, i cant wait to start

posted by jimbo

man ill take 20!!! its gonna be illegal soon :( ill buy tons sicne its almost illegal. **** i hate companys like that lol

posted by AMERFOOTBALL

thats pretty much every supplement company.

posted by CUTS

you mean they lie? oh i feel like a sucker!

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